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I promise, never to take you for granted

Or utter a word unkind

Never allow my affections to be recanted

Or stop marveling at your behind

Also, marveling at your warmth, your wit

Your refusal to condone animal slaughter

Your wisdom, your laugh

Your inability to boil water

To be your best friend for the rest of my life

And, to thank the god you’re not sure about

For fooling you into being my wife

-Hugh Grant as Paul Morgan in “Did You Hear About the Morgans?”